Corporate Buzzwords

I recently had a friend try to convince me that my career would suffer if I did not learn to use the corporate-speak buzzword vocabulary that has become all too common at converged corporations. (Note that this herd mentality is clearly dominated by the females in mid-level positions) My reply, of course, is I’m doing quite well thanks and that there are plenty of talentless hacks who can parrot the correct phrases but who are demonstrably unable to actually do any useful work. So for those of you who would enjoy a bit of entertainment at the expense of today’s corporate HR departments ( one of the banes of modern culture in itself ) here is a corporate-speak generator with which to have some fun.